It ought to be a soul-cleansing experience. But it is instead quite paralyzing to realize that the focus of your life’s work – in our case, that would be rescue medicine – is inherently, damnably illogical. Perhaps you wonder why. Well, we'll be happy to tell you. It's because we in the rescue business save an awful lot of mental midgets who ought not live to breed at all. And, that folks, is the cold, hard fact. Yes, for decades my colleagues and I have retrieved the wretche

And so it comes to pass - not much to our surprise - that yet another perverted Mid-Eastern physician - this one in Great Britain - has been convicted in Southampton Crown Court on an array of charges related to Child Pornography, including buying and selling. Yes indeed. Doctor Ahmed Sayed, age 40, was employed at Southampton General Hospital until he was arrested. Investigators found that he had accumulated an appalling collection Child Abuse videos - including at least one

Another scummy doctor-friend of rich and powerful East coast politicians was sentenced yesterday to 17 years in federal prison. So the New Year starts out where the old year left off - jaw-dropping physician crime. Doctor Salomon Melgen, who immigrated to the United States from Latin America and lived in a Palm Beach County mansion, was convicted of stealing nearly $73,000,000 from Medicare and many other medical insurance payers over decades. Melgen, age 63, was an eye speci

In the city of New York a convicted doctor/rapist - who should have been in prison but wasn't - has now been arrested yet again on charges of Patient Rape and Sexual Molestation. Don't you just love what passes for physician discipline in America? Doctor Ricardo Cruciani, a neurology specialist who worked at Beth Israel Hospital before he was fired, was arrested and handcuffed this week on more charges of sexual assault - this time 6 female patients in New York, Pennsylvania

In Detroit two Mid-Eastern physicians are out on bail. Their names are doctors Jumana Nagarwala and Fakhruddin Attar. Nagarwala, the primary suspect, was released from federal custody this week on a $4,500,000 bond and now awaits trial on the gruesome charges of Female Genital Mutilation. Nagarwala, now age 45, of Northville Michigan, was fired by Henry Ford Health System when her part in the child sexual "cutting" case came to light. She originally was denied bail by the cou

In the city of Karachi a group of nurses evidently had about all they were willing to take from a sexual predator physician they were forced to work with on a daily basis. So they beat the hell out of Doctor Ramesh Hotlani right in the hospital. Three cheers for the nurses. American medical professionals could learn a thing or two from hospital staff in Pakistan. In fact, so badly was this lab coat loon clobbered that other medical staff decided they'd better intervene, lest

Much of California’s medical care system totters precariously on the edge of a financial cliff, and the fault of this frightening reality is – to a large extent – precisely of their making. The tsunami wave of illegal aliens pouring across the Southern border over the past 25 years is the major contributing factor to a gaping, self-inflicted wound. When is the last time you heard the news media mention that? Do you honestly believe these characters will show any gratitude at

You know us by now. So no need to ask for even a second, if these daft doctor dramas are true: New Jersey Doctor Stole a Dead Man's Hand to Seduce a Topless Dancer Yes indeed, 26-year-old Doctor Ahmed Rashed confessed in 2007 in a New Jersey courtroom to stealing a hand from a cadaver at the University of Medicine and Dentistry in Newark. The hand was later found by police at the home of stripper Linda Kay, who danced at a topless nightclub called Hott 22 in the city of Unio

Three-quarters of a million drug ads on network television alone in the good ol' USA per year, and we-the-people have the gold-plated, unmitigated gall to show our "shocked face" when 64,000 citizens - one after another after another - take their last breaths after popping their last pills. ​ There are a recognized 195 countries on this quivering granite planet. Any idea how many of them think it's a bright idea to blanket TV with drug advertisements to a phone-addicted, ment

"I don't know how periods work, but I know they scare me, so I invented this." The former wild west shoot-out town of Wichita has spawned a doctor who is certain he can free millions of women from the hassle of their monthly periods. He has every intention of pushing his idea of a magic feminine glue-stick. You think we're kidding? You may think we make this stuff up, but with the plethora of maniacal medical men extant, why would we have to? So it comes to pass that Doctor D