Idiot of the Day: Do Smart Drivers Park on Emergency Helicopter Landing Pads?
And some folks wonder why we morphed into The Paramedic Heretic. Go figure.
Is It Sunday Already? Time for a Phew Phisision Phunnies . . .
Have a doctor-free weekend, Readers. And thank you for continuing to buy our books, which make this website possible,
Muslim Genital Mutilation Case Dropped: Child Sexual Torture is "No Business" of the Feder
In that bastion of legal genius called Detroit, a federal judge has decided it is in the best interest of American society that the U.S. government keep it's nose completely out of the jaw-dropping ugliness of female genital torture. Yes, indeed. So he dismissed most of the charges against a Muslim immigrant physician who routinely, secretly and for no medical reason, cut away female genital tissue of at least nine underage girls, according to police reports. In an announcem
FDA Orders Recall of Blood Pressure Drugs With Link to Cancer. Who Knew?
On that note, have a seriously relaxing day, readers.
Another Day, Another Physician Off to Jail For Being Stupid. Tomorrow There'll be More
A Long Beach California physician has changed his 'Not Guilty' plea to "No Contest" this week, to a felony act of sending pornographic photos to an undercover detective, whom he believed was a teenage girl. Doctor Jonathon Hagar Ellis, age 35, was sentenced to 3 months in county jail; is now labeled as a sex offender, and was ordered to undergo 12 months of sex offender counseling, according to Deputy District Attorney Angela Brunson. Without the no contest plea, the doctor w
Maniac MD Squirts Dye Into Cancer Patient's Vagina: "It Was Just a Joke!"
In Mesa County Colorado a lame-brained gynecologist thought it would be a cool prank to squirt purple dye into a woman's vagina. Oh, yes he did. He did just that. He later told the woman - who had been an employee of the clinic - that it wasn't a big deal. In fact, it was done as a "joke" meant to freak out her husband when they went to bed. Now as we've mentioned before, we could make this lunacy up, but with countless thousands of physician-freaks in society, why would we e
Oh, We Pill-Popping Americans. We Just Don't Seem to Learn Very Fast, Do We?
Here's an eye-opening newspaper ad, circa 1886. We kinda like that these miracle meds would have cured us of our daily "dread." And who wouldn't?
Another Week: Another 'Third World Assassin'. But Who Really Cares?
An immigrant heart specialist who lived and worked in southern Kentucky has been sentenced to prison after being convicted of surgical medical fraud. On Thursday in London Kentucky U.S. District Court Judge Gregory Van Tatenhove sentenced Doctor Anis Chalhoub to three and one-half years prison, after a federal jury found him guilty in April. At trial, prosecutors were able to prove that Chalhoub routinely defrauded Medicare, Medicaid and other insurance providers - as well as
Halloween and ER Staff? Oh, My!
On this Halloween night plenty of ERs are staffing some seriously spooky characters. Whether they are "healthy" for the patients is in the eye of the be-ghosted, so you be the judge: Zombie Nurses This may be a curious choice on a trauma ward. We saw 3 fems in scrubs sporting bloody red eyes, wild black mascara and faces ghostly white with baby powder. We dashed down the hall in search of a chocolate reprieve. Marathon Runners Everywhere. Running shoes, leggings, wristbands
10 of the Worst Doctors of the Year 2017?
Over the course of any 12-month year we expose hundreds and hundreds of seriously crappy physicians. In no particular order, we thought you might be curious as to who made our "Top 10 Worst" last year. Trust us - we could easily list 1,000 more. And we never exaggerate, 10. Roberto Fernandez MD. in Miami. This idiot was sentenced to 8 years in prison for Medicare Fraud and ordered to pay $4,800,000 in restitution. Freaky Fernandez finally confessed to taking cash kickbacks f
